1. Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a boo-las!
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones!
5. What's a ghost's favorite dessert?
I-scream!
6. How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern...
7. Why did the mummy go to school with the skeleton?
He heard the skeleton was good at wrapping things up!
8. What did the pumpkin say after the party?
Let's squash this!
9. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
10. What did the werewolf say after he made a mistake?
I'm sorry, that was a howler!
11. Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
12. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
13. What do witches put in their hair?
Scare-spray!
14. How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the "w"!
15. What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you're spooken to!
16. What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
17. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
18. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!
19. What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
20. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?
He was outstanding in his field!
21. What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!
22. What's a ghost's favorite room in the house?
The living room!
23. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
24. Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
25. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
26. What's a vampire's least favorite song?
Another Bite Bites the Dust!
27. Why do mummies make terrible spies?
They always get wrapped up in the details!
28. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin' Goblin!
29. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
Sour-puss!
30. How do you mend a broken Jack-o'-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Hope these jokes bring some spooky smiles to your Halloween! 🎃
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