1. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
4. "I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."
7. "I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome!"
8. "Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
9. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."
10. "My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
11. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely even an evening person. I'm just a night person."
12. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
13. "I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship."
14. "I'm not aging, I'm marinating."
15. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together."
16. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
17. "I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing."
18. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just witty beyond my years."
19. "I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right, again."
20. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my attention."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
Source 😀 chat.openai.com
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